Thursday, March 22, 2007

I am so dreading this. I am most dreading this. When the Arab summit convenes in Riyadh, I will be subjected to a barrage of Arab TV news coverage that will portray the Saudi King as "the wisest man on earth." The man who can't complete a full sentence, and who can't read a whole sentence without confusing words and letters and meanings, will be elevated to the status of prophets and philosphers. I know that during the Arab summit I will experience difficulties in breathing. I will need help NOW.