Monday, January 25, 2010

Conspiracy theories

As a believer in conspiracies and in conspiracy theories (when warranted and proven), I feel obligated to rebut kooky conspiracy theories. There is a conspiracy theory being peddled in the Arab world (and attributed to Chavez media in Venezuela) to the effect that the US military caused the earthquake in Haiti. This is an official kooky and dumb conspiracy theory. OK? Another conspiracy theory attributes my protracted jet lag to a Zionist plot. That one I believe.